03/03/2016, 11:14 PM
Fred was a lonely muffin. He was the loneliest muffin around. His job was not one that was very normal, he went from TC to WKD selling ice cream from a creepy van with Pedobearstickers with a horse mask on his bellybutton.
One day he found a store that sells chicken arrabiata and it's Connor's fetish. But what he didn't know was that this chicken store was not any old store, neither was it a chicken store. It was, amazingly, an umbrella store that gave people chicken for money. Surprisingly that chicken had a disease that turned it into a creepy decaying mouldy demon which created a steaming pile of rainbowcolored unicorn throwup. Too bad it was Roba's fetish. Fred walked inside and one chicken said to him "fancy a bum?" Fred looked horrified but decided to do a flip around the shop, awww what a mess! It was the biggest flip a muffin never ever should do, because he then landed on his favourite chocolate bit which tasted like fish and chips but RDSR members ate that bit.
Fred walked home and fell on his mum who was a Milf. She is a rather beautiful specimen who likes to suck on her boobs for hours. His car, which his mum bought, looked like the end of a horrible and ugly used cigarette end. His tendency to aggravate people meant that his soda tried to kill thousands of young baby chicks who would have looked like Nicolas Cage. However nobody wanted to admit that he was a lonely muffin.
It took Miley Cyrus twerking to calm Putins raging army which made Fred instantly get a boner. He decided, James May's shoes homework was insufficient so he walked to his sister, who was fit! She had large and big thighs like a horse and was hung by her neck which made her gag like a horse on crack which was hilarious.
One beautiful day later, Fred flew to rainy England and crashed Connor's hemorrhoids on his bicycle tyre which pissed off Scawen. Then Victor came with his hand of God and gave Fred a smack on the penis which really hurt Fred because Eric Bailey had giant butt cheeks; Eric also had a mouth made of hollandaise sauce. He bet CSGO-skins on his mum's credit card and sold her bras in a car. His mum peed on his computer so he smacked the shit out of her breasts, her breasts were still pretty big.
The next day Fred got a vasectomy and received death threats from his sister because he got a boner when she bent over and he poked her large horse legs with his nasty sticky stick. She thought of Sadie and instantly got three meatballs in her mouth as punishment for getting a large one euro-coin. Then she took up her skirt and skated on a giant slug which in itself was terrifyingly giant. Ken Block saw this and did a barrel roll. Once Ken regained his manufacturer taste he soon realised the TATA Nano was corrupt with some special DNA which squirmed like a wild pig. Yodas sticky green toes were really tired because Fred jumped up like a MLG noscope 420 blaze it. Soon after this, Fred realised that Yoda was Sadie's French croissant with incredibly huge but colorful beats by Dr. Dre who makes the worst breakfest i have ever farted.
Potatoes was what Fred liked the most because they made
One day he found a store that sells chicken arrabiata and it's Connor's fetish. But what he didn't know was that this chicken store was not any old store, neither was it a chicken store. It was, amazingly, an umbrella store that gave people chicken for money. Surprisingly that chicken had a disease that turned it into a creepy decaying mouldy demon which created a steaming pile of rainbowcolored unicorn throwup. Too bad it was Roba's fetish. Fred walked inside and one chicken said to him "fancy a bum?" Fred looked horrified but decided to do a flip around the shop, awww what a mess! It was the biggest flip a muffin never ever should do, because he then landed on his favourite chocolate bit which tasted like fish and chips but RDSR members ate that bit.
Fred walked home and fell on his mum who was a Milf. She is a rather beautiful specimen who likes to suck on her boobs for hours. His car, which his mum bought, looked like the end of a horrible and ugly used cigarette end. His tendency to aggravate people meant that his soda tried to kill thousands of young baby chicks who would have looked like Nicolas Cage. However nobody wanted to admit that he was a lonely muffin.
It took Miley Cyrus twerking to calm Putins raging army which made Fred instantly get a boner. He decided, James May's shoes homework was insufficient so he walked to his sister, who was fit! She had large and big thighs like a horse and was hung by her neck which made her gag like a horse on crack which was hilarious.
One beautiful day later, Fred flew to rainy England and crashed Connor's hemorrhoids on his bicycle tyre which pissed off Scawen. Then Victor came with his hand of God and gave Fred a smack on the penis which really hurt Fred because Eric Bailey had giant butt cheeks; Eric also had a mouth made of hollandaise sauce. He bet CSGO-skins on his mum's credit card and sold her bras in a car. His mum peed on his computer so he smacked the shit out of her breasts, her breasts were still pretty big.
The next day Fred got a vasectomy and received death threats from his sister because he got a boner when she bent over and he poked her large horse legs with his nasty sticky stick. She thought of Sadie and instantly got three meatballs in her mouth as punishment for getting a large one euro-coin. Then she took up her skirt and skated on a giant slug which in itself was terrifyingly giant. Ken Block saw this and did a barrel roll. Once Ken regained his manufacturer taste he soon realised the TATA Nano was corrupt with some special DNA which squirmed like a wild pig. Yodas sticky green toes were really tired because Fred jumped up like a MLG noscope 420 blaze it. Soon after this, Fred realised that Yoda was Sadie's French croissant with incredibly huge but colorful beats by Dr. Dre who makes the worst breakfest i have ever farted.
Potatoes was what Fred liked the most because they made
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